if you aint dirrtay or cleeean.. then you aint here to parTAY. . .

this WHOLE frikkin frakkin post is dedicated to mister jonathan martinez!!!
DUDE.. jon jon i love you! hehehe... the following are highlights of our talk on the phone last night, since he FORCED me to put this in my blog!!! =)

jon: what's whitney houston's husband's name?
laura: bobbi... brown.. why?
jon: oh my gosh! i don't know why, but i was thinking hubert for some reason!
laura: oh my god... hubert?
jon: yeah, it has a ring to it.. hubert brown!!

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jon: laura.. i've been thinking. and i think i want a girlfriend again.
laura: are you trying to tell me something jon?
jon: yes laura.. because i'm SO IN LOVE with you and i wanna take you away from justin, the other man who loves you LIKE CRAZY.

[hehe.. he didn't really say that last part.. but i like to pretend he did =) ]

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jon: what up dirrtay?
laura: i'm not dirty, i'm clean.
jon: what up cleeeean?
laura: what up dirrrtay?
jon: cleeeean cleeean!!!
laura: if you aint dirrtay or clean.. then you aint here to parTAY..
jon: yeah!! cleeean!
laura: no no.. if you aint dirrtay or clean.. then you need LOVE!
jon: yEA!

new names!!
mister dirRtaY and miss cLeeAN.. est 7.12.04